sunday confession

when we first moved to pa,
straight out of college,
we walked into our new
local convenient store to buy
some alcoholic beverages.

we walked all around
and were very confused,
no beverages to be found.

we asked,
"like, where's like, ya'lls beer?"

convenient store guy answered,
"yinz aren't from around here, n'at?"

this is when we found out
that we had moved to a state
that only sells alcohol at
special alcohol stores.
dang.

we thought it was a huge pain
to have to go to a separate store.
and an even bigger pain -
we had to buy an entire case.
24.
not 6.
what?!?
forcing us to buy a whole case?
um, okay.

fifteen years,
and three kids later,
we believe buying a whole case,
or two,
is brilliant.
absolutely brilliant.
kudos to pa!

bonus confession -
i bought valentine chocolate 75% off.
the big box.
i ate the whole thing in one day.
the end.

what's your sunday confession?
the confessional is open.