Tuesday, March 16, 2010

dear maker(s) of black pants

dear maker(s) of black pants,

i need a pair.
pronto.

not too long,
not too short,
not too tight,
not too loose.

not skinny ones,
not boot cut.

no glitter,
appliques,
buckles,
studs,
jewels,
or funky
sashes
attached.

and no slippery material.
just black pants!

please.

xo,
pj

3 comments:

One Sided Momma said...

try new york & co. i've had pretty good luck there w/the simple, no bells and whistles, straight black pants.

Anonymous said...

can u wear dockers? dad b.

pajama mom said...

i suppose they are allowed at the greenbrier. :)