Thursday, March 18, 2010

dear deodorant

a break-up letter.

dear deodorant,

it is over.
i just don't feel the same way about you
that i once did.

we haven't been happy for a long time.
i know, we did the best we could,
but it is just not working out.

i could lie and say it is me,
but it is really you.

so i am leaving you.
i do love you,
but i want to see what else is out there.

i just can't commit anymore.
it wouldn't be right.


p.s. all those times you let me down,
and i pretended it was okay,
i was faking.

and btw - i hate that stupid old pickup truck,
you never let me drive.

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