top five daily super mario spats
(from my house to yours)
5. MOOOOMMMMMMM! g bumped me and i went into the lava!
(g don't bump your sister into the lava, please)
4. MOOOOMMMM! m bumped me and made me fall out of the sky!
(maybe because you bumped her into the lava?)
3. MOOOOOMMMMM! (fill in the blank) ate both of the mushrooms!
2. MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! m took the propeller hat and i got stuck with the fire flower and i didn't want the fire flower because it was my turn to have the propeller hat!
(here take mine!)
1. MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! now she took the last power up! it was my only chance to get one and now i'm small and i lost my yoshi, she made me lose everything! and she made me fall into a ditch. just like always.
i usually turn it off between #3 and #2.
sometimes i let it get to #1.
and sometimes they work through it and actually cooperate.
for a little while.
who even bought this freaking game?
oh yeah, me.
and mm wonders why i look so frazzled
when he gets home from work.