dear lady at the movies,
thanks for bringing your four-year-old to the nine o'clock showing of new moon. although you had your choice of at least 100 other seats, you sat right next to me with said child on your lap. explaining each scene!
hello - trying to have a date night here. team edward!
then as we are leaving, you (loudly) make sure your kid's coat is zipped because clearly that's important when leaving the mall at midnight after watching werewolves and vampires for three hours.
i'm really trying not to judge, because obviously i haven't walked in your shoes, but omg, please at least try the matinee next time.
p.s. mm has chosen team jacob, must re-evaluate him.