seven mom-ish sins

i was thinking about this the other day, no, i can't explain it, either. a fill-in-the-blank activity for your daytime enjoyment...

1. lust
_____ is so hot! (insert name of celebrity man/boy crush here)

zac efron, anyone? (bizarre, i know)

2. gluttony
hiding from your kids and eating _____.

a whole bag of peanut m&ms, not the little bag, either...

3. greed
pilfering change from your hubby's car to buy _____.

said m&ms. chicken nuggets. soda. i do this a lot.

4. sloth
pretending to be asleep when others are _____.

changing diapers. giving baths. paying bills.
making breakfast. cleaning. taking out the trash.
i do this a lot too, apparently.

5. wrath
the kids asking for _____, for the 42nd time this morning.

chocolate milk!

6. envy
longingly gazing at the mom next to you with _____.

one kid - who is sleeping in the stroller while she shops.

7. pride
putting a bumper sticker on your car, that you swore would NEVER happen, that says _____.

fortunately, i haven't gone there yet, but i would in a heartbeat!

let me know your mom-ish sins!