sunday confession

how come when no one is sick,
i'm all,

"do you need a tissue?"
"here - a tissue!"
"gah!  please use a tissue!"
"GO.GET.A.TISSUE.NOW."

and then when someone is sick,
i'm all,

"jeez!  how many tissues do you need?"
"stop with the tissues!"
"seriously!  these things cost like a dollar a box!"
"DUDE.NO.MORE.TISSUES."

i think i have tissue issues.

what's your sunday confession?
the confessional is open.