too late

"three people told me my new bangs
make me look younger."
so - i must have looked really old before?

"really, like who?"

"one of the PIE moms, one
of the preschool moms,
and m who works at gymnastics."

"really???"

"yes. really."
evil eye.

"oh, what i mean is, well yes,
of course,
they really DO make you look younger.
i totally agree with all of them."

yeah, too late, buddy.