ranch life

"hey mm, i bought us these ranch chips to try."

"i don't like ranch."

"whodawha?"

"don't like ranch, never have."

"aw come on, everyone likes ranch."

"not me."

"are you being serious?"

"yep."

"but i love ranch."
"m loves ranch."
"how did i not know this about you?"
"who are you?!?"
"just try them, they are really good."

"no way, i HATE ranch, okay?"

"i think i need a moment, stranger."