sunday confession

in the dressing room...

this skirt is so cute,
i love the colors,
it's the perfect length for me,
wait, what's this?
pockets?
why are they down so low?
(reaching down to knees)
why would there be low pockets?
(seconds tick)
you'd have to pull it up
really far to have the pockets
in the right place.
(quick steve urkel impression)
gah!
it's a mini-dress!
(pull up to proper position)
a tube top mini-dress!
at least the pockets make sense now.
dang.

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