it's all part of the job

from time to time, mm and i say things.
things we never thought we would say.
things we should not ever have to say.
things better left unsaid.

for example, i recently said to my three-year-old, out loud...

"please remember to get the tissue BEFORE you pick the booger."

i then went on to explain, in detail, the finer points of "booger-picking" etiquette.

seriously.

p.s. my mother hates the word "booger"...