Monday, November 15, 2010



after you show him three times in disney world,
and then again at home,
tell him you noticed a sale price,
and free shipping,
ask him twice a day if he has placed an order,
look up his log-in name,
his password,
and a promo code for yet another discount,
fill in the order form except for his credit card number,
which you could do from memory,
but that would be overstepping a bit,
leave the tab open on his computer,
so he can fill in the info at his leisure,
leaving him little to do except
press "order" -

you get exactly what you want for your anniversary.

this is how true love works.
the end.


One Sided Momma said...

brilliant, practical and the cutest bag i've ever seen. well worth the prompting and so much better than flowers. and nothing. :)

Bonnie said...

Hahahahahaha! I love it!