poppers - throw them on the driveway - burn mark on g's ankle.
poppers - pull the string - red mark under g's left eye.
parachutes - float down from the sky - burn mark on g's hand,
"why yes, i really think i should run and pick up that smoking tube."
sparklers - spark hit m's hand, scared her, so she threw it down... on her leg.
this list doesn't include the g's fall off the (evil) teeter totter within four minutes of arrival, before i even got to impart (evil) teeter totter wisdom...
or k's flip off the trapeze, landing on her knee.
and you people make fun of my first aid kit -
that is in my backsack as we speak.
hope ya'll had a happy fourth!
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