based on an actual conversation that occurred sometime in 2011...
my mother -
"i found some more of your old stuff in the attic!"
me, looking through jewelry, belts, socks, shoelaces, headbands -
"mom, ew! why did you keep all this neon stuff?"
my mother -
"i don't know, you wore it all the time, and you never know it might come back in style."
me -
"omg, mom, neon will like, never come back in style."
oops.
probably shoulda kept that whole box.
what's your sunday confession?
the confessional is open.
